This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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