He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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