you guys were way drunker than both of me
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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