my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
