doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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