You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
The struggles of a small town man whore
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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