you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
