Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
pop tarts are not kleenex
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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