Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
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