you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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