Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
You've changed since you got that strap on
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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