There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
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