I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
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