is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
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