Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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