Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
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