Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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