I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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