Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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