i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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