Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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