i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
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