I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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