is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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