am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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