i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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