Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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