She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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