We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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