glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
