Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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