Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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