I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
she told me i tasted like america
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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