i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
