The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you.
What!?!?! How are you txting?!
Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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