This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Randomize
