Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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