In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I fill condoms, not promises.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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