I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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