shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
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