I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
