I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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