yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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