my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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