do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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