So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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