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(816): View more from Missouri

Are you guys doing anything tonight?

(859): View more from Kentucky

Krysta

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(651): View more from Minnesota

dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.

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(214): View more from Texas

so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina

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i got awkward and finally asked him what he said

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he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.

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(251): View more from Alabama

you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.

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(231): View more from Michigan

A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.

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(424): View more from California

Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.

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(707): View more from California

Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.

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