Sponge bath it is.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
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