ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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