Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
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