Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
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