I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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