Have you finally orgasmed yet?
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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