A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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