So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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